‘There is a good reason for a bad credit rating’ - The Friar

And that reason is to ensure that nobody steals your identity! Clever, heh!

‘I’ve been saving for this my whole life!’ - The Friar

This is good news for me, the government are changing the US dollar currency and replacing it with the Alternate currency based on how many funny pictures is on your hard drive, I’m going to be a millionaire!

‘Trade out every day for a sound nights sleep’ - The Friar

‘Getting what you want isn’t always everything’ - The Friar

Barack Obama has just got the job that he has always dreamed about, but timing and circumstance could have been a tiny bit kinder to him. The job that he wanted looks like a very, very tough one, with so many problems, the economy, foreign relations, two wars, oil prices, the dollar, foreclosures, national debt….etc,etc.

However, the one thing in his favour is that I can’t see how it would be much worse, the only way is up!